Friday, August 17, 2012


Some smokers think giving into the munchies is a weakness that brings the high down. Others give in willingly, finding pleasure in the act of stuffing themselves with junk food of all sorts. I for one have gone both ways. Of course, once I start the munch, it becomes impossible to stop. It doesn't matter if it's chips, candy, or a complete five course meal, all the edibles are gone before the THC has run its course.

After a smoke-clouded passing of the bong has rendered you red-eyed and hungry, what do you reach for...something crunchy, sticky, salty, or sweet? Regardless, if you're honest, it's anything but healthy. I have known many a toker, but I have yet to meet one who fixes the munchies with health food. Some may eat of the fruits and veggies when sober or having dinner with the family, but as soon as the pipe has been passed, we all turn to overly preserved, chemically based, JUNK.'re baked, and find yourself craving something to kill the "hunger" pains, but you can't decide, in your stoned state, what would work best. Be careful or you might end up like a buddy of mine. He went out in search of something fast to take the munchies away and found himself in the drive-thru of a popular fast food place. Unsure what he wanted, he ordered one of everything on the menu. After maxing out his credit card, he made his way home snacking on the S, M, and L fries. He was able to eat about half of the food, but was left with an excess which rotted, filling his home with a rancid smell over the next few days. The smell took days of continual puffing on a sweet Kush to get rid of, but his constipation lasted a bit longer.

Consider yourself warned about the need to prepare your pantry with snacks before you toke. Good luck my fellow mucnhie lovers and keep on puffin'.  Mmmm...Funyuns.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Top Five Stoner Comedies

Top Five Stoner Comedies

Pot heads and the like.

There have been a few more then five stoner comedies but I've chosen the ones that top all others. Of course I'm sure some of you we disagree. By all means do so but your wrong. I have seen them all and I now what worked and what did not. So take all grievances up with who ever caused your lack of taste and discernment. No not all of the comedies staring pot smoking drug swallowing fools are equal. That's the disclosure. Here's the list!

Top Five

5. Pineapple Express. Down right funny. Seth Rogen plays a process server who likes to smoke pot. He and his dealer played by James Franco. Franco delivers a great performance as a stoner dope dealer who loves his "bubbie". Over all brilliant but we must see if it stands the test of time.
4. Nice Dreams. The first of the legendary Cheech and Chong Films to make the list. "HappyHerb's Nice Dreams" is the pot the two bumbling stoners sell while the cops are on their trail. Lizards are the pot smoking stars. You will laugh and laugh and laugh.
3. Dazed and Confused. The school year ends and a group of 70's pot smoking studentsstart the summer before their last year of high school. This film has a great cast including Matthew McConaughey, Milla Jovovich, Adam Goldberg, Ben Affleck, and Parker Posey. A must see. For all lovers of film.
2. Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. To funny for words. I feel like the story is perfect for the pot head. And there's a dancing bag of weed. P.S. The third in the Harold and Kumar films, "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas", is almost as good and in someways maybe better but it is still to new to tell.
1. Up in Smoke. The movie that all others strive to be, in the world of stoner flicks. Cheech and Chong at their very best. It's "Maui wowie" and "Labrador", man.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Biggest Potheads Ever

There has been several famous "tokers" since the ban on cannabis began in 1937. Some have even made it to super-stardom. Others have been able to use the 420 culture to make a name for themselves. Here is a list of the top potheads. The order is based on fame.

1. Matthew  McConaughey

2. Seth Rogen

3. Cheech Marin

4. Tommy Chong

5. Snoop Dog

6. Dave Chappelle

7. Carl Sagan

8. Hunter S. Thompson

9. Micheal Phelps

10. Doug Benson

Oh and the biggest star of them all. Willie Nelson

This is a short list and I'm sure others can and will be thought of but these guys are all well known as well as "puffers".